Eureka! I finally got it to work. Rather than explain all the steps I did to get it to work here’s a short video outlining on another version of Windows what I did to get it to work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X05JPrto_c8
Apparently it has to do with where the program is looking for Java in order to work and those with 64-bit architecture won’t have the same files in their Program Files folder because it’s in the x86 version.
Either way I’m am now looking at that secksi blue/purple/white window I’ve been anxiously awaiting so I should be able to handle it fine from here. Thanks for the help!